They gave me the company credit card and told me to go to Bed Bath & Beyond. #uhoh
Tue Nov 30 2010 15:12:48 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
From my Dove Promises chocolate wrapper: "Love on a two-way street comes naturally." Thanks Larice from Levittown. I needed that.
Mon Nov 29 2010 22:57:45 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Also, just got a text from the Roomie, the tree has FALLEN OVER. Dear sweet jesus this season is CRAZY already :( :(
Mon Nov 29 2010 18:34:28 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
Cute Office Guy is from Boston and half Irish, half Italian... taking bets on whether he's Catholic. *crosses fingers*
Mon Nov 29 2010 18:33:56 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
"You sit on a throne of LIES. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa." <3
Fri Nov 26 2010 20:45:19 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Elf!!! ELF!!!!!!!! The Christmas season can begin now :D
Fri Nov 26 2010 20:00:49 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Turkey slop + prosecco + Elf in 20 minutes = best day EVER
Fri Nov 26 2010 19:37:47 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
I will never EVER admit this to my roommate, but I think the Christmas tree I just bought might actually be TOO big for the apt.
Fri Nov 26 2010 18:04:25 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Just received the Home Depot version of a TSA patdown. Do I LOOK like the kind of person who would steal a $30 power drill??
Fri Nov 26 2010 14:35:43 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
"So, dumb guys go for dumb girls, AND smart guys go for dumb girls... What do smart girls get?" "Cats, mostly." #modernfamily
Wed Nov 24 2010 22:20:29 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
There's a new show called 1 Girl 5 Gays. They are filming my life and I DON'T KNOW HOW.
Wed Nov 24 2010 17:11:59 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Holy CRAP I just added up the worth of the beauty products I snagged from work today... over $2000. TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS.
Mon Nov 22 2010 22:41:24 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
It may be mid-Nov and still in the 50s (knock wood) but I feel like wearing booty shorts is just asking for a freak blizzard.
Sat Nov 20 2010 22:33:53 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Feeling like a very odd combo of exhausted and FUCKIN PUMPED, MAN. It's gonna be a punch-drunk night in Queens with queens, y'all.
Fri Nov 19 2010 18:37:10 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Fri Nov 19 2010 16:55:07 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fri Nov 19 2010 00:01:17 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Being a poor determiner of age past when the person in question is past potty-training age, I am not entirely sure that these cool chicks I've been sitting with have graduated high school yet. #whiteguyproblems
Thu Nov 18 2010 23:56:37 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
And HP trivia, complete with Smarties candy as prizes.
Thu Nov 18 2010 22:42:17 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
And now we're singing greatest hits from "A Very Harry Potter Musical."
Thu Nov 18 2010 22:39:10 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Aaaaaaaand, wizard dueling.
Thu Nov 18 2010 22:32:49 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Someone just led the theatre in a rousing rendition of "snape, snape, severus snape." :D
Thu Nov 18 2010 22:31:42 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Got a bomb-ass seat :)
Thu Nov 18 2010 22:06:32 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Harry potter!! (@ AMC Loews 34th Street 14 w/ 8 others) http://4sq.com/4m3j6y
Thu Nov 18 2010 21:10:09 (Eastern Standard Time) via foursquare
In line for HARRAY POTTAH with @theboggs and @ladricae (and ken too) :D
Thu Nov 18 2010 21:05:33 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Getting on the subway TO HARRY POTTER OMGGGGGGGGGG \:D/
Thu Nov 18 2010 20:39:35 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Two guys brought their own chairs on the subway. If today weren't so weird already I wouldn't believe my own eyes.
Thu Nov 18 2010 19:07:51 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
I can't remember the last time someone actually PUSHED me (as in, not just pssive-aggressive bumping). Cold weather = crazies.
Thu Nov 18 2010 09:47:39 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
SHAKING AND CRYING. Why isn't Harry Potter here yet!!?!???!???? *weeps*
Wed Nov 17 2010 13:10:07 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
Glee: for when you need 45ish minutes to forget that Harry Potter is still 2 days away.
Tue Nov 16 2010 21:32:37 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Touched my first-ever Amex Black Card today. Quite impressive. I imagine he got it by maintaining his wife's giant duck-lips. :D
Sun Nov 14 2010 15:46:49 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Kim Kardashian: "I Thought I'd Be Married By Now." SO DID I, SISTER. Why do you get a magazine cover to whine about it?? Smh.
Sun Nov 14 2010 08:53:25 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Gingko trees are my favorite trees. They look like frilly pants. :D
Sat Nov 13 2010 21:41:33 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
I see you driving round town with the girl I love/and I'm like, "fuck you"/"fuck youuuuuuuu" #GwynethIsBRILLIANT #repeatbuttonabuse
Sat Nov 13 2010 01:07:31 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
Hangin in a hotel room with @colinkeil drinking prosecco and watching Men In Black #awwwyeah
Fri Nov 12 2010 22:14:56 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Not all who wander are lost, but all who wander in front of me will be punched.
Fri Nov 12 2010 18:21:31 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
I think I have a sickness. Just cleaned out my purse... 1 pencil, 3 pens, SIX SHARPIES. Of varying sizes and widths. Sigh.
Thu Nov 11 2010 15:11:53 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
I have a rather inappropriate craving for a hot toddy, RIGHT NOW. Where's the whiskey when you need it? #whyistherumgone
Thu Nov 11 2010 11:05:19 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
God I'm good-looking with dark hair!! I always forget :)
Wed Nov 10 2010 20:41:23 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
My hair smells like I ate two bites of steak and about 20 gingersnap cookies. That shampoo is amaaaaaazing.
Wed Nov 10 2010 20:29:54 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Goodbye highlights, hellooooo sitting in a stylist's chair for a few hours and then being a full-fledged brunette again!
Wed Nov 10 2010 18:31:28 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
I am now facebook friends with Hot Boss and HE'S giving ME shit because I went to UNC?? You went to MARYLAND, bro. Not even your epic tan can make it ok for you to give me shit. I still drop everything and stutter when you're around, but COME ON.
Tue Nov 09 2010 15:39:52 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
@adam_overberg But seriously, what is wrong with people?? You want to work for Vogue and your email is "sassy_gurl2556"? ARRGGH *headdesk*
Tue Nov 09 2010 17:27:09 (Eastern Standard Time) via web in reply to adam_overberg
Also, if your email address is "imagineprincess" or "babiluuuuv" WE WILL NOT HIRE YOU. ARE YOU JOKING.
Tue Nov 09 2010 15:10:01 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
Blerg. If you REALLY want to work for a magazine, do the research - don't randomly email customer service. You're lucky I'm replying to you.
Tue Nov 09 2010 14:54:45 (Eastern Standard Time) via web
You meet Carolina grads in the oddest of places sometimes... Like reading the menu outside a German restaurant. lol forever.
Sun Nov 07 2010 18:02:41 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
NYC: because where else are dance battles in the middle of the street a commonplace sight? #ishouldwritetravelbrochures
Sun Nov 07 2010 16:25:39 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Mmmm. I could eat an everything bagel every day for the rest of my life. #yummyinmytummy
Sun Nov 07 2010 11:35:47 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
Urgghhh the line at David's is SO long, but Mass ain't gonna happen without a bagel fix first.
Sun Nov 07 2010 11:20:43 (Eastern Standard Time) via txt
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG IS HERE.
Thu Nov 04 2010 19:01:10 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Seen so far: Hilary Duff, Nate Berkus.
Thu Nov 04 2010 18:56:03 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
I'm finally starting to fit into my dress pants again! I guess I haven't even noticed the weight loss, but hooray! :)
Wed Nov 03 2010 09:40:57 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
RT @Lizkooler Absolute fave sign from the Rally to Restore Sanity: "3 words that could save our economy: Gay. Bridal. Registry."
Tue Nov 02 2010 18:15:26 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
"Hello, please send me John Galliano's email." SURE, RANDOM EMAILER, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. #helpful
Tue Nov 02 2010 17:50:21 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Maybe it's just me being cranky (highly likely) but today seemed like Everyone's First Subway Ride today. #rage
Tue Nov 02 2010 08:58:19 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
@Lizkooler The only visible part of me was chin up. The rest of me was completely burka-fied. I just don't even know anymore.
Mon Nov 01 2010 19:31:01 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web in reply to Lizkooler
@Lizkooler I just want to know which of my 4 LAYERS of clothing screamed "I'm feeling sexy, please touch me." Could be useful later on.
Mon Nov 01 2010 19:22:32 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web in reply to Lizkooler
Dear Creeper: I know the subway car is crowded, and the first shoulder touch can be forgiven. But touch my WAIST again & you die.
Mon Nov 01 2010 19:08:27 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
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