If I dare say so myself, my twitter feed has had some real gems the past couple weeks. In the case for privacy, I'm not linking to my twitter, but I'll post a few of my faves.
OMG I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!!!1:39 PM May 15th via txt
There was so much incense at the 9am Mass that I could tell I was at the right church before I even walked into the building. :)10:54 AM May 16th via txt
I understand that having a big dog in small Manhattan apartments is unreasonable, but linebackers walking Yorkies is ridiculous.2:45 PM May 17th via txt
I know I am on the 10th floor, birds, but my window is not actually the sky. Trying to fly into it will give you a concussion. Turn around!8:22 AM May 18th via web
Somehow I have accidentally wandered into times square. Dammit.2:41 PM May 19th via txtNot a tourist, don't want your fliers, slow people can die.2:47 PM May 19th via txtMan, thank god the L was empty today - I would have punched my mother for a seat. (Oh, too soon?) ;)3:54 PM May 19th via txt
There is a Mr Softee truck permanently parked about two blocks from my front door, and its siren song is beckoning me.5:33 PM May 20th via txt
Soooo excited to hang out with [name redacted, My Best Friend] today in our new city!!10:40 AM May 22nd via txt
Dear Messy Handwriting Lady: "Balto" is not an abbr. for Baltimore unless you live there. You are too lazy for the workout dvd.2:58 PM May 24th via txt
I feel completely boneless... But not in a good way like chicken wings.7:18 PM May 24th via txt
One lady who sent in a sweepstake form lives on Gimlet Road. I would LOVE a gimlet right about now.2:32 PM May 25th via txt
Payday bars should change their slogan to "Not as delicious as Baby Ruth bars." #VendingMachineFail3:49 PM May 26th via txt
Sir, you cannot wear cowboy boots AND a conductor's hat.#Brooklyn5:36 PM May 26th via txt
Dear sweet baby jesus, I have a for-real interview at this very famous company I'm temping at this week!! This is only GINORMOUS.2:31 PM May 27th via txtAlso, The Company is giving us a half-day tomorrow... Supposedly in honor of Memorial Day. I'm calling it for Fleet Week. Woohoo!2:47 PM May 27th via txt
Spanish polka band in the subway car? Why the hell not!? :) Sure made the MTA fuckups today a bit more bearable.about 23 hours ago via txt
Just saw my first bunch of sailors. Hooray for Fleet Week! :Dabout 2 hours ago via txt
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