Best of Twitter: June 2010

My captcha phrase on FB a couple seconds ago: "its carolina." Yes it is. It's ALWAYS Carolina.
Sat Jun 26 2010 14:38:02 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Update: Office Crush cut his hair. I am now not NEARLY as attracted to him anymore :/ What, am I turning into @theboggs?
Wed Jun 23 2010 10:56:38 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

After 2.5 weeks at my awesome job, I'm rewarding myself with a tried-&-true Alli tradition: gulping a whole bottle of champagne :)
Tue Jun 22 2010 19:38:36 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?/Is my love your drug? (LE SIGH, OFFICE CRUSH. LE SIGH.)
Tue Jun 22 2010 15:03:53 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

The engraving above the sanctuary at my church reads "Lord it is good for us to be here." Truer words were never spoken.
Sun Jun 20 2010 12:20:07 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

I just found banana-split-flavored ice cream and it is a REVELATION.
Sat Jun 19 2010 16:01:28 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Office crush just walked up here and got all clumsy. I hope that translates to "you make me nervous" :) Either way it's adorable.
Fri Jun 18 2010 10:26:18 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

A strange thought at the office: "Oh, [he] looks different today. Hmm. Maybe he's not wearing eyeliner?"
Thu Jun 17 2010 11:41:45 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

Just woke up from 9 HOURS of sleep and GOD it feels good. (i'd like to thank my agent, & my bed, & the jameson's that put me there, and...)
Wed Jun 16 2010 07:31:17 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

One-legged pigeon. Very Godfather Pigeon (animaniacs throwback)! Almost sorry for it, then it pooped right in front of me. Sigh.
Mon Jun 14 2010 13:54:39 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Ugh, this guy at the office is SO cute, totally my type. Why is he dating someone?? So not fair.
Mon Jun 14 2010 12:28:31 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Today is the last day of filming EVER for the Harry Potter films. A tiny little part of me feels empty.
Sat Jun 12 2010 15:10:43 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

I've been in New York for a little less than a month... Party and friends aside, it surprises me that I have no desire to leave.
Sat Jun 12 2010 12:23:37 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Man, I haven't been on a Prevost bus since high school. Memories. Off to Baltimore to see @pdizzle2484 @lizkooler @adam_overberg!
Sat Jun 12 2010 12:00:21 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Inscription on, oddly, the opposite wall of the subway platform: "fluff knows." I want to know who is fluff & what do they know?
Thu Jun 10 2010 18:00:05 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

I work in an office where there is a foosball table and Guitar Hero. What is my life. :D
Mon Jun 07 2010 15:14:37 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Ohhh, good times with a cute Jewish boy. Surprise, surprise.
Sat Jun 05 2010 01:50:31 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Oh god, the subway is now above ground. I am definitely in Queens.
Fri Jun 04 2010 21:44:15 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

RIP Rue. You were a legend. I'll go be slutty at a bar tonight in your honor ;)
Thu Jun 03 2010 12:56:31 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

I got the job with the boutique marketing/branding firm!!!!!! I start Monday!!!
Wed Jun 02 2010 15:09:32 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Wandered into a church, discovered it was St Paul's and it was a 9/11 memorial site, and promptly started crying.
Tue Jun 01 2010 13:19:07 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt