Several questionable decisions went into my behavior at last night's events, but I am surprisingly comfortable - nay, proud - of all of it.
Fri Jul 30 2010 11:50:08 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Amendment: the morning would be perfect if the hangover would go away. At least the subway was mercifully quick & nonsmelly.
Fri Jul 30 2010 08:07:56 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
It is a perfect morning... What did I do to deserve this life?
Fri Jul 30 2010 07:53:30 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Not sure which is worse: texting your roommate to ask him to tape Jersey Shore, or him texting you back saying he already did. :/
Thu Jul 29 2010 11:45:38 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Just had an ice cream blackout. Left my room to do something, probably in the bathroom at my best guess, ended up in the freezer. Oops.
Wed Jul 28 2010 21:08:59 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Was just informed that, due to department restructuring, my position has become unnecessary. HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY. #fml #needahug
Wed Jul 28 2010 10:51:47 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Hot New Guy is wearing a v-neck & is dangerously close to having a neck tattoo. Still hot. Where have my standards gone???
Wed Jul 28 2010 10:04:35 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Hot New Guy just did a happy dance... straight into a wall. My kind of guy :D
Tue Jul 27 2010 11:03:06 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Merry/Pippin are like Fred/George, except SOME CRAZY AUTHOR DOESN'T KILL PIPPIN.
Sun Jul 25 2010 22:36:04 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
BLUE CASHMERE SWEATER UNFFFFF. Eric I loooooove you. #trueblood
Sun Jul 25 2010 21:32:56 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
I can honestly say I have NEVER seen this before: a hipster with a mullet, but the mullet had been twisted into 2ft-long dreads.
Fri Jul 23 2010 17:51:09 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
I don't know who's responsible, but I will marry whoever made the Manhattan air smell like chocolate chip cookies.
Fri Jul 23 2010 08:14:59 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Very few men look better AFTER a haircut. Only one can make me fall even more in love after a haircut.
Thu Jul 22 2010 12:28:09 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
It's bad when you finish the photo caption "ah, the good old days" with "yeah, when you were hotter and slutty."
Thu Jul 22 2010 10:55:22 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Liquid lunch... Aww yeah
Wed Jul 21 2010 13:34:08 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
If I were a smoker, today would be a chain-smoking day.... And I've only been here an hour. Heeeeelp.
Wed Jul 21 2010 09:29:19 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
I just need to stop going to work on Wednesdays. I'm guessing that'd solve my problem of always having open-to-close shitty days.
Wed Jul 21 2010 09:11:16 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
The Office Crush is still the Office Crush. Strange. Smoking no longer a dealbreaker, or subconscious recognition of hopelessness?
Tue Jul 20 2010 10:17:13 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Oh, TODAY is the day that I get one-on-one QT with the (ex) Office Crush? Fine, world. FINE. I'll take it where I can get it.
Fri Jul 16 2010 17:54:18 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Update on the Office Crush: he smokes. Dealbreaker. No longer my office crush :(
Fri Jul 16 2010 14:10:06 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Champagne: breakfast of champions who are having bad mornings.
Thu Jul 15 2010 09:16:23 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Two shopping bags full of champagne just delivered to the front desk. Intended recipient not answering phone. MUST... RESIST...
Wed Jul 14 2010 14:56:31 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
OMG OMG OMG OMG BEST MOST WONDERFULLEST THING EVAR. http://bit.ly/bPF4Sg
Tue Jul 13 2010 16:40:27 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Feeling bloated and weird. Maybe it was all the FENNEL I had today. #ExboyfriendPun #HarHar
Mon Jul 12 2010 17:36:05 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Drinking champagne straight outta the bottle, blasting oldies, and finally cleaning this disgusting bathroom. #hoorayfumes
Some bro brought a vuvuzela onto the subway platform. Too early in the morning, bro.
Sun Jul 11 2010 10:09:04 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Oh, Office Crush... I don't even have to SEE you anymore; even your voice/sexy laugh sends me into spasms of glee.
Thu Jul 08 2010 09:50:48 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Energy quiz on the subway options: once/month, once/day, once/year, once/full moon. Is that a trick question??
Wed Jul 07 2010 17:57:15 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Tue Jul 06 2010 15:32:25 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
RT @NY1weather- Weather update: This is the hottest day in NYC since August of 2001. Take it slow and keep your cool.
Tue Jul 06 2010 13:07:36 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Ladies and gentlemen, it has officially hit 100 degrees in NYC. Kill me now.
Tue Jul 06 2010 14:08:58 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Maybe we're living in modern times, but if you are OLDER than me, you shouldn't need my help to send a fax. Good thing you're hot.
Tue Jul 06 2010 12:35:37 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Hanging out in the city with Will. If he touches me one more time in this heat I might have to punch him.
Mon Jul 05 2010 14:37:48 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Nothing says AMERICA!! like $1 sake bombs.
Sun Jul 04 2010 22:03:48 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Waldron-Wasson wedding motto thus far: "this is why we can't have nice things." #BoUNCe
10:09 AM Jul 3rd via txt
Free laundry delivery?? Praise god, because dropping it off was basically carrying a 20-lb, 3-foot-tall dead midget for 5 blocks.
8:53 PM Jul 1st via txt
Oooh. "And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it." How've I never noticed that lyric before??
8:28 PM Jul 1st via txt
Impromptuly (look at me! i'm stephenie meyer! makin up adverbs!) going to a wedding this weekend! Woot!
5:41 PM Jul 1st via txt
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