My wastebasket here at work is a terrifying testament to how little sleep I got last night. Coffee cups and diet coke cans EVERYWHERE :/
Tue Aug 31 2010 17:55:45 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Thing I miss most about college: social acceptability of hickeys.
Tue Aug 31 2010 15:07:43 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
OMG so obsessed with spinach pizza, this may become an issue someday.
Tue Aug 31 2010 14:06:18 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
I think my mom is finally starting to get why I love this city. And we are currently at +20 hours since our last fight, so...
Mon Aug 30 2010 13:04:53 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Next To Normal last night was incredible... I just wish Broadway weren't so expensive, tkts booth or not!
Mon Aug 30 2010 09:31:14 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Whatever kind of crack my mom is smoking, I would like some now please.
Sun Aug 29 2010 13:37:13 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Seriously, I cannot take much more of the crazy. I just CANNOT. Why oh WHY is she here until Tuesday morning???
Sun Aug 29 2010 09:23:13 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
@theboggs She actually screamed at me in public to the point where a (cute!) guy came over and tried to defend me :/
Sun Aug 29 2010 00:25:29 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web in reply to theboggs
Everyone say it with me: "I will NOT kill my mother in public, I will NOT kill my mother in public, I will NOT kill my mother...."
Sat Aug 28 2010 22:54:37 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
So, my mom just found my sex diary... That was a fun conversation. :/
Fri Aug 27 2010 21:14:12 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
(Cue "HAR HAR YOU'RE ALREADY TEENY AND LITTLE ANYWAY!!!" jokes. Original, dudes.)
Tue Aug 24 2010 13:04:44 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Also, between Twitter and the FourSquare project I'm doing at work, I've become an expert at condensing myself into teeny little spaces.
Tue Aug 24 2010 13:04:00 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Song I made up at work: "So cold/ So coooooold/ I'm freezing!!" Grammy please! (And a sweater.)
Mon Aug 23 2010 12:53:02 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Oh my god oh my god oh my god, if my roommate doesn't get out of the bathroom rightnow I'm gonna be late for work. #hesaguy #20minutesreally
Mon Aug 23 2010 08:47:46 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
You know you've been on the computer too long when: you're reading a piece of PAPER at your desk & attempt to scroll down w/ your mouse.
Fri Aug 20 2010 12:21:26 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Little known fact: Gaga wrote "Alejandro" about me. She thought "Alli-jandro" would be too much of a giveaway that we're BFFs.
Thu Aug 19 2010 14:35:46 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
OMG ELI ROTH SIGHTING <33333
Wed Aug 18 2010 16:04:18 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
My first words this morning (to my alarm clock, 6:45am): "Noooo! NOOOO!!!" The day has not gotten much better since.
Tue Aug 17 2010 10:57:08 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Sometimes I wonder what my roommate judges more: my fuzzy slippers or my questionable choices in TV programming.
Mon Aug 16 2010 22:12:45 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
RT @alexWTrugs- Fun fact: "Ed Hardy" translates to "I have a really small dick" in Latin.
Mon Aug 16 2010 15:16:07 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Ohh I want to tell ya/ that my heart is busting at the seams... 3 months of bliss here in NYC!
Sun Aug 15 2010 10:07:34 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Sign: "Toss your own salad." I smirked. Perv?
Sat Aug 14 2010 16:05:14 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Someone is singing into a microphone, outdoors, at 1:15am. I'm not really sure how or why, but I'd like him to shut up maybe.
Sat Aug 14 2010 01:13:56 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Seen: anarchist bro wearing "Baptized in Shit" vest. Smelled: like he also bathed in shit. YAYYY. #eastvillage
Thu Aug 12 2010 15:49:30 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
My very last interaction at Organic was with the Office Crush. Clearly a sign from the universe saying it loves me.
Fri Aug 06 2010 17:44:20 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Eric... Still in... Blue cashmere... If y'all will excuse me, I'll be in my bunk for the foreseeable future.
Sun Aug 01 2010 21:55:58 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
RT @tarheelpoet: RT @theEHRGuy: "Dance like your photo's not tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, tweet like nobody's following."
Sun Aug 01 2010 13:30:52 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
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