I am seriously eating at a dinner that people paid $150 to come to. My life is AMAZING and I will never forget this night.
Thu Sep 30 2010 20:16:39 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Fancy Conde cocktail party, what whaaaat :D
Thu Sep 30 2010 18:32:21 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Even more evidence that moving up here to pursue event planning was the right move: I haven't felt this alive in MONTHS.
Thu Sep 30 2010 15:26:14 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Completely exhausted, but the event was amazing, Tom Colicchio/Joe Bastianich are super hot, & expense-acct burgers = extra yummy.
Wed Sep 29 2010 21:11:00 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Memorizing faces for the party, a la Devil Wears Prada. Is it bad that one of my visual cues is "looks a little inbred"? Probably.
Tue Sep 28 2010 23:53:03 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Sometimes I just want to punch pedestrians in the back of the head and yell, "This is New York! Walk like you mean it!"
Mon Sep 27 2010 18:50:03 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
"You dirty fucking hamster" is my new fave insult. Or term of endearment. Or both. :D
Fri Sep 24 2010 21:02:58 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Best friend got engaged Saturday. GBF got a literary agent Monday. Mercury is out of retrograde... Does this mean I get a job Wed?
Mon Sep 20 2010 18:35:07 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Shut the front door, my boo Nathan just got himself a literary agent. Our baby's gonna get published!!!
Mon Sep 20 2010 18:13:00 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Gee, spend Christmas with my father, or go to DisneyWorld? WOW, TOUGH CHOICE.
Mon Sep 20 2010 11:46:13 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
OMG my best friend is ENGAAAAAAAAAAAAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats to @ashleigm and Justin!! <3
Sun Sep 19 2010 14:15:53 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
David's Bagels sign: "Open on Yom Kippur." No shit, Sherlock, everyone that works there is ASIAN.
Sat Sep 18 2010 17:56:12 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Haven't been drunk in a long time... I can feel my face and I liiiiiiike it :)
Fri Sep 17 2010 21:22:57 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
TOO SOON! (but still hilarious) >> RT @mattufford: Brooklyn is lookin' like a fool with its trees on the ground.
Fri Sep 17 2010 11:42:50 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
Hail?? WTF?
Thu Sep 16 2010 17:50:09 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
The sky is actually GREEN with storm. #yipes #forgotmyumbrella
Thu Sep 16 2010 17:34:28 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Worst commercial open ever: "Once upon a time, there were books. Now there's the V-reader!" I sob for America.
Wed Sep 15 2010 14:13:47 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
It is so hard to tear yourself away from bar night when the hottest Brit you've ever seen is sitting at your table :/
Tue Sep 14 2010 21:22:43 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Every couple of weeks, I need to re-evaluate my life and make sure that my love for the Biebs is still ironic. Eff my life.
Sun Sep 12 2010 22:29:24 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
#ohgodohgod ... in describing the spinach pizza I'm obsessed with, I said (in my head THANKGOD) "it's like my own personal brand of heroin."
Thu Sep 09 2010 16:02:10 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
I'm going to write an award-winning comedy series about stupid girls and their tiny dogs. Title: "Chihuahuas In Charge."
Wed Sep 08 2010 18:05:46 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Anyone who doesn't shower - or even sniff-test! - in the mornings should be dragged off the subway & beaten w/ sharp things.
Wed Sep 08 2010 09:13:05 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Todays's edition of "For a 5-Year-Old or a 25-Year-Old?": lace-edged bicycle shorts. #hipsterfail
Tue Sep 07 2010 18:16:57 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Seriously y'all, I am fucking scared SHITLESS of bedbugs. It's not even cool anymore, I just want to stop being paranoid of leaving my apt.
Fri Sep 03 2010 12:53:21 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
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