Best of Twitter: October 2010

Just rearranged the living room a bit... To make room for a CHRISTMAS TREE!! T-minus 27 days until Decorating Day!!!!!! :D
Sat Oct 30 2010 21:04:16 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

It just isn't Halloween until you've seen Slutty Mario & Slutty Luigi. #sigh
Sat Oct 30 2010 16:15:13 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Someone in my (basically empty) office just started singing "Milkshake" (yes, the one by Kelis). Said "someone" is a guy. EXPLAIN/DISCUSS.
Fri Oct 29 2010 09:06:48 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

I really hope I'm not the only one who's ACTUALLY turned on by the new Conan tv ad. http://tinyurl.com/27btatd
Thu Oct 28 2010 18:55:41 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

Ooooh, Hot Boss, you look so good in those aviators.
Tue Oct 26 2010 15:13:50 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Overheard @ the Office: "Dude, did you sleep here last night? It's not 9:30 yet, what are you doing here so early?" I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK.
Tue Oct 26 2010 09:27:37 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

Well, I hope he cured cancer during his 35-MINUTE shower, because I am now unable to make it to my fave church in time for Mass.
Sun Oct 24 2010 10:14:26 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web
OMG roommate, seriously, how have you been in the shower for THIRTY MINUTES. You are a DUDE. What are you doing in there? (besides the obvi)
Sun Oct 24 2010 10:07:02 (Eastern Daylight Time) via web

Meeting with Hot Boss today... Might write "KISS ME" on my eyelids. #IndianaJonesReference #Similarities #CookieOut
Tue Oct 19 2010 14:07:44 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

My "I am looking right through you, get outta my way" glare would work so much better if I weren't easily distracted by yarmulkes.
Mon Oct 18 2010 14:23:44 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Just walked right past Andre Leon Talley!!!
Mon Oct 18 2010 14:08:23 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Geez. Nothing like a Carolina-blue sky and some James Taylor to get me all homesick :/
Mon Oct 18 2010 11:07:42 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

RT @thenickguy- "How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?" "It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
Tue Oct 12 2010 14:11:40 (Eastern Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

I would also like to take this moment to thank the heavens that I no longer have a boyfriend that mocks my taste in television.
Fri Oct 08 2010 22:52:05 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
My iPod has a alarm-clock ringtone that sounds like the duck phone from Season 1 of Jersey Shore. I am in HEAVEN.
Fri Oct 08 2010 22:51:12 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

(That "running in slow-mo through a meadow" music is playing.)
Fri Oct 08 2010 13:04:34 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt
Lunch with @ashleigm fjifbdalrufcrupkk FLAIL!!!
Fri Oct 08 2010 13:02:38 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Just saw Andy from Project Runway outside my apartment building!!
Thu Oct 07 2010 19:48:58 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Generation Um filmed for two days outside my apartment, and ZERO Sad Keanu sightings. Boooooo.
Wed Oct 06 2010 19:38:41 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Accidentally got some foundation on the blazer of the girl next to me on the subway. How do you rectify that??
Wed Oct 06 2010 09:43:18 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Wow. Was NOT expecting to bawl during Kurt's solo this week. #glee
Tue Oct 05 2010 21:29:16 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Wylie Dufresne sighting! :D
Tue Oct 05 2010 20:24:39 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Things I have accomplished today: showered, watched at least half of 30 Rock S4, & added the Wikipedia app to my ipod. #awwyeah
Sat Oct 02 2010 20:34:15 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt

Hungover as hell (drinking 2.5 bottles of champagne = not a good idea), but expensing a cab is kinda awesome.
Fri Oct 01 2010 09:50:26 (Eastern Daylight Time) via txt