So, I'm unemployed and bored, so what else is there to do but watch Pimp My Ride? Also contributing to this decision was the "YO DAWG" meme, which had me literally DROOLING with laughter a few months ago. On this particular episode, Xhibit sees a car that is so banged up that it is basically undrivable. He greets the owner with two questions: "Do you have a valid drivers license? Do you have a drug problem?" Upon hearing "no" to each question (I AM DUBIOUS, SIR) and learning that he had been hit repeatedly by an RV or something, he went into the glovebox to check the car's warranty.
Know what the owner presented as his warranty? A MENU FROM A BARBECUE RESTAURANT.
No, seriously.
That's all I have to say. There's just nowhere to go from that.
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