I Find Her Fascinating, Actually

So, my friends who make fun of me/marvel at my obsession with the Royal Family (and all European royals in general, really. and celebrities too, I suppose.) should get a kick out of this... I practically peed myself laughing.

Name: Kate Middleton

Favourite Colour: White
Favourite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla or non-flavoured
Favourite Activity: Sitting
Favourite Music: Silence
Favourite Book: Blank Journal with White Cover
Favourite Sexual Position: Laying side by side, hands touching ever so slightly
Favourite Curse Word: A sharp stare accompanied by silence
Favourite Rap Group: Wu Tang Clan

(from here)

Down in the Bayou

This is entirely unrelated to my life, it just made me giggle so I'll post it.

Gee, it's been all quotes lately, hasn't it? Oops.

Have another!

"Titanic. When DiCaprio is trying to save the young lady, that was dope. When she tries to save him, and he dies, that was dope too. That whole situation was tragic. When I saw the baby in the water, frozen? I cried a little, but mostly I was pissed. I'd just had my daughter, so when I saw that frozen baby, I was like, 'What the fuck!? That's bullshit!' And let's not forget about Céline Dion. That woman is unbelievable. You know how much I love my music? Well, I wouldn't put out a song for 10 years if that meant I could put out a song with her. Her voice sounds like pure fresh air. It sounds like what it sounded like when the world was created." —Ron Artest on his favorite movie [ESPN]

Oh, Rufus.

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Thought of the Day/Week/Biannum...

...or whenever it is that I remember that I have a blog and am not too exhausted / glued to Nip/Tuck reruns to update:

I am a very heat-sensitive person. If it is hot outside, I will get cranky. Humidity = HULK SMASH. It will never, ever make me feel like having sex. I suppose if I had an exoskeleton it might be a bit more enjoyable.

Turning Japanese

http://childrens.ytmnd.com/   NSFW!!!!!

LOL FOREVER.

Lengthy, worthwhile post coming probably tomorrow. Work has me EXHAUSTED this week.

Mmmm, bacon.

Me: *wandering into the kitchen* Oh, you're making HOT DOGS. For some reason I thought I smelled bacon. Maybe I'm just craving bacon.
Roommate: Isn't that a sign that you're having a stroke? I'm pretty sure that's a bad sign.

 

LOL. But I still went out and bought bacon today.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Diet Coke

Peep Sushi

Self-explanatory.












SASSY GAY FRIEND!

Douchebag

There are times at which seemingly contradictory actions actually complement each other. Example: Washing your hair, then putting conditioner in it (this is, by the way, the secret to my gorgeous flowing locks. Why my mother never taught me this, I'll never know).

At all other times, it's just WRONG.

DROOL (but not for the reasons you're thinking. perv.)

Really exciting stuff has been happening lately, and will continue to happen all week, but I don't feel like talking about it right now because the go-to-bed-on-time vodka shot is about to kick in and so I'm just going to give you this video for now. Updates soon!

Yo Dawg

So, I'm unemployed and bored, so what else is there to do but watch Pimp My Ride? Also contributing to this decision was the "YO DAWG" meme, which had me literally DROOLING with laughter a few months ago. On this particular episode, Xhibit sees a car that is so banged up that it is basically undrivable. He greets the owner with two questions: "Do you have a valid drivers license? Do you have a drug problem?" Upon hearing "no" to each question (I AM DUBIOUS, SIR) and learning that he had been hit repeatedly by an RV or something, he went into the glovebox to check the car's warranty.

Know what the owner presented as his warranty? A MENU FROM A BARBECUE RESTAURANT.

No, seriously.

That's all I have to say. There's just nowhere to go from that.

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