Two hotties scoped so far in the wedding party. The trick now is figuring out which one is older... and beginning to mack.
29 Dec
Florida!!!!!!!
29 Dec
There is a PIGEON in the airport #whyyyyyy
29 Dec
Seeing NYC in silhouette used to delight me. Now it's just depressing because it means I'm not in my beautiful city.
29 Dec
Bitch, if you refuse to cross the street because of that big puddle, you're wearing the wrong shoes. Get the FUCK out of my way.
28 Dec
In <24 hours I will be in the airport, getting frisked/groped en route to Florida. That sentence has never sounded so lovely.
28 Dec
Yep, blubbered like a baby when Tennant said goodbye. I just can't handle it. Why do I keep on falling in love with The Doctors??
28 Dec
God so much pathos. I cry buckets every time Tennant gets serious.
27 Dec
Finally watching David Tennant's last 3 appearances as the Doctor. I can barely take it, I will miss him so immensely.
27 Dec
Is he being flirty, or does he have a girlfriend, or is it both? #boyproblems #grr #arrgh
27 Dec
I love Conde Nast. 13 inches of snow, and the Nasties still come strutting (staggering?) in, in their 4-inch stiletto booties.
27 Dec
Christmas in NYC is eerily quiet... I love it.
25 Dec
Upholding a long-standing Cooke family tradition: seeing a Chronicles of Narnia movie on Christmas Day :)
25 Dec
Best holiday wish text so far: "Yuletide felicitations! Drop it like it's hot!" Submitted by one @buttercup_blond
25 Dec
Off to carols and midnight mass, and so excited I'm practically skipping down the sidewalk. Merry Christmas, y'all!!
24 Dec
Oh man oh man, planning this trip to Chapel Hill gets more exciting every time we do it :D
24 Dec
Christmas Eve Eve and it's snowing. Keep it up, clouds/ weather god/ Festivus!
23 Dec
Is it possible that I am watching The September Issue at work and calling it research. Yes perhaps it is.
23 Dec
Also, seriously My Nose, please stop acting all "coke addict Miley Cyrus" and quit bleeding EVERY TIME I BLOW YOU #nngggghhhhhhh
23 Dec
Hint: if you're on a recipe website and can't find any recipes for "chesnuts"... CHECK YOUR SPELLING, DUMBASS. I mean come on, really??
21 Dec
Who has two thumbs and just ate a whole POUND of hummus in under 36 hours? This sexy girl.
20 Dec
Ok I just friended my brother's GF on facebook, and she looks a LOT like me & it's not just my imagination. He's dating a younger v. of me.
20 Dec
Pro-wikileaks posters in the subway terminals: Why I Love NYC #38426
17 Dec
My sinuses are so dried out that every time I blow my nose, I look like I've been doing coke for 10 years. #lovethisweather
17 Dec
Snow on the ground! Snow on the ground! Lookin' like a winter with your snow on the ground!
14 Dec
Certain songs come up on my iPod that make me want to grab the subway pole and start dancing on it. This is not a good thing.
13 Dec
Shuffle function on my iPod just went from "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" to "I'm On A Boat." #brilliant
10 Dec
These cold New York mornings make me REALLY glad I bought my plane tickets to Florida last night.
10 Dec
The last hour of work today was spent doing blind-tastings... Of beer. #lovemyjob
9 Dec
BIG sigh of relief: temp position has been extended indefinitely, now it's a temp-to-perm spot in Sales Planning. SO excited! 'll be working in the 4 Times Square building too! Sales Planning is basically the creative aspect of sales, I won't be calling people, I'll be putting together media plans (which is what I went to school for).
9 Dec
ARRGGHHHH COCKBLOCKED BY A HEADACHE. I just want to know what's happening with my job and all I got was "I got a gig for you" from the boss.
8 Dec
That's right, I'm in a Town Car, using the Conde car service to jet around NYC on errands for my boss. #BrushYaShouldersOff
7 Dec
I should also probably clarify that I am 100% sober, in case anyone was concerned that I was hallucinating smell-o-vision.
4 Dec
Just had the strangest experience while watching Conan: I'm pretty sure I had smell-o-vision and his cologne smelled really good.
4 Dec
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